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烛九阴:&ldo;……看来本君在情感界形象名声亦是一片狼藉。&rdo;一边说着,他一边顺着自己木牌上的红线去找另外一端系着的木牌长啥样,那红线极长,烛九阴一边躲避月老的追赶一边默默收红线,最后当月老好不容易追上他,烛九阴也感觉到自己手中的红线似乎终于绷直拽到尽头,眉梢一喜――月老往前一扑。烛九阴稍稍使力往后一退。&ldo;啪&rdo;地一声轻响,那红线的末端便从错综复杂的线团里出现了,它轻飘飘地垂落下来,随风摇摆。烛九阴:&ldo;…………………………&rdo;看着空荡荡的红线那头,烛九阴头一次感觉自己的心也变得空荡荡的――&ldo;这是什么意思?&rdo;男人举起红线另外一端,&ldo;本君注定孤独一生?&rdo;&ldo;咦?不会呀,若是注定孤独一生,便不会编好了红线往架子上放了……&rdo;月老也愣住了,满脸困惑微微眯起眼上前,撵起那线头另外一端仔细端详片刻,最后一脸惊讶:&ldo;这……这如何使得?&rdo;烛九阴:&ldo;什么东西?说清楚别打哑谜!&rdo;&rdo;大人的红线不知为何断了啊,&rdo;月老焦急道,&ldo;让您方才别那样拉扯――&rdo;&ldo;你这红线质量差劲还赖本君拽得太用力?!&rdo;烛九阴瞪大了眼,&ldo;这叫什么事?本君不管,你们赔本君老婆来!怪不得最近他对本君不冷不热,都是你们这些个劣质产品的错!&rdo;&ldo;………………大人息怒,大人不知,这姻缘线一旦系上,是万万断不得的,若是假以时日突然断了,除非是姻缘契合双方其中一方有心了结情缘,步入空门……&rdo;&ldo;放屁!&rdo;烛九阴瞪眼,&ldo;他好好的做什么和尚?!&rdo;&ldo;……敢问大人。&rdo;&ldo;什么?&rdo;&ldo;您从方才开始便一直&lso;他&rso;呀&lso;他&rso;的,&rdo;月老迟疑道,&ldo;是已经笃定姻缘线另外一头所系何人?&rdo;&ldo;……&rdo;这次换烛九阴愣住了。他明明就不知道。他的姻缘线另外一头,所系何人。作者有话要说:我得理理这个卷的剧情,攻受感情突破在此一举!☆、&ldo;老头,你不懂,本君心里很惆怅。&rdo;单手撑着下巴,烛九阴坐在那古老的石盘前,手里捏着枚黑色棋子要下不下――&ldo;真的很惆怅。&rdo;坐在他对面,月老心里想的是黄历上写得当真准呐,写了&ldo;宜闭门谢客&rdo;便是&ldo;宜闭门谢客&rdo;,稍稍打开门便飞进来个赶都赶不走,劝都劝不听的不速之客……您惆怅不惆怅与老仙何关?月老只管三界姻缘秩序,不包办婚姻给恋爱中的人们排忧解难啊!&ldo;本君和本君小宠物的感情止步不前了。&rdo;烛九阴随手将手中棋子往棋盘上一放。月老:&ldo;……&rdo;烛九阴:&ldo;到你了。&rdo;月老弯腰一看,棋盘上白棋分明步步死路,被杀得片甲不留,分明没有能够下子的地方――略微震惊地看起头看向手执黑子的男人,只见他唉声叹气,一点没看出在认真下棋的模样――整个天庭在围棋造诣上能超过月老的不过三个。整个天庭谁人不知烛九阴是个不学无术的老地痞流氓……那眼下这是――月老相当困惑之中,此时烛九阴还忙着抱怨:&ldo;止步不前的意思你懂不?嗯?就像是凝固在了半空,不上不下……想亲近吧,本君不好龙阳,总觉得哪里怪怪的;想疏远吧,便又有些放心不下;不见他时候便想要想法子逗弄他了,总想着生气的样子贼可爱;见了面等他真生气了,又真的气人,若不是本君自制力强,大约已经掐死他几百回了――&rdo;烛九阴碎碎念着,突然停顿了下,露出个恍然的表情:&ldo;老头,本君这般患得患失,失魂落魄的模样,莫不是病了?&rdo;……什么病?月老一脸茫然抬起头来,神经病?还是相思病?看着像神经病多一些。&ldo;盯着一张普普通通的脸便挪不开眼,他掀起眼皮子与本君对视,本君的心里头就飞进了一群小鸟;但是三天两头说不上一句对胃口的话,分分钟那鸟儿扑腾不了多久又被投了耗子药似的死在心尖上……&rdo;&ldo;大人呐,您这是――&rdo;还能找到比您更标准的红鸾心动么!&ldo;如今本君的红线又断了,原本红绳那头系着的是谁也不曾知晓……咦,好烦,不下了不下了。&rdo;烛九阴蹙眉将眼前的棋盘搅乱,推开棋盘站起来,&ldo;你再给本君找找,本君那失散多年的娘子啊……&rdo;&ldo;大人以前也从未惦记过这事。&rdo;&ldo;现在惦记了。&rdo;烛九阴站起来伸了个懒腰。&ldo;大约是老了吧,以后入土为安,也好有个人每逢清明烧个纸钱……&rdo;&ldo;还有人能比您祸害万年长的么?&rdo;&ldo;人要活得长,又有什么难,&rdo;烛九阴闻言无所谓地笑了笑,&ldo;生死簿一撕,随随便便就是个不老不死的怪物啦。&rdo;&ldo;……&rdo;烛九阴言罢,嘟囔着&ldo;走了走了不然一会儿又被那小蠢货念乱跑&rdo;,却又不解释&ldo;小蠢货&rdo;是谁,只是自顾自地要走,留下月老一人微微弯腰恭送――什么&ldo;生死薄一撕随随便便就是个不老不死的怪物&rdo;说得才是当真随随便便,放眼三界,最混蛋的原来不是上天下海都闹腾了一遍的孙猴子,真正胆大包天那人,感情还没来得及动手呢!&ldo;大人。&rdo;&ldo;嗯?&rdo;那即将离去之人停下脚步。&ldo;人神二界,虽诸多牵连,然为凡人之事,大人还是……&rdo;&ldo;知道了知道了。&rdo;&ldo;为那般稍纵即逝生命引来麻烦,又是一场无妄之灾。&rdo;&ldo;你这老头。就不能说些好听的……&rdo;烛九阴嘟囔着,似不高兴再听,加快了脚下的步伐,直到那懒懒散散的脚步声传远了……站在原地的月下老人才直起腰,月老长叹一口气。身后的红娘凑上来,手中执着个木牌:&ldo;师父师父,巫祖爷爷的牌子找着啦,您看看,这人居然还是个凡人呢……&rdo;月老眯起眼,接过牌子看了看。&ldo;要给巫祖爷爷重新把红线给系上不?&rdo;红娘垫着脚问。&ldo;……断自然有其断的原因,该接上的时候,自然便会自己接上,&rdo;月老将手中牌子随手往身旁木上一挂,&ldo;随缘罢。&rdo;粉色云雾从树梢飘过,树上粉色花朵飘散落下,几乎要将脚下的青石路掩盖去了……木架上的木牌晃晃悠悠,唯独两个孤零零的挂在架子的两段,木牌上的断了的红线随风飘摇――……烛九阴准备原路从南天门怎么来的怎么滚回去,岂料途经凌霄宝殿,一眼便看见天庭正主儿坐在宝殿前台阶上唉声叹气――烛九阴便是这么一路唉声叹气过来的,这会儿见了个也在唉声叹气的,顿时觉得格外亲切,脚下一转,便蹭到了玉皇大帝旁边排排坐。&ldo;天公老子哟,您这又是怎么啦?&rdo;&ldo;贱内猛如虎,愁啊。&rdo;玉帝抬头一看来人,顿时头更疼了,&ldo;你这混龙,怎跑上界来了?该不会又去找哪位卿家的麻烦了吧?&rdo;&ldo;找月老下了盘棋。&rdo;&ldo;你找他作甚?&rdo;&ldo;问问姻缘。&rdo;&ldo;活了几千年才情窦初开么,你这青春期够长的啊,掐指一算,你这岂不是真的得祸害万年长?&rdo;烛九阴一听,这话耳熟,哪句老子都是刚听过啊,索性也不生气,笑嘻嘻地在那凌霄宝殿前的台阶上坐稳了:&ldo;实不相瞒,本君便也是刚刚在下面受了个小王八蛋的气,想揍下不去手,想杀狠不了心――本君何时这般窝囊过,思来想去这般如此怕也就是被月老戏耍……&rdo;&ldo;后来呢?&rdo;烛九阴想了想自己拎在手里那根断了的红线,停顿了下,脸上的笑意收敛了些;&ldo;发现好像不是这回事。&rdo;&ldo;你这样的人,那些小仙没吃饱了撑着不会轻易给你许配姻缘的,你可见过谁给斗战胜佛那泼猴提亲么,那不是给自己找事儿么?&rdo;玉帝摸摸,&ldo;寡人当年若是有这般霸气,如今也是单身贵族,钻石王老五――&rdo;&ldo;哟,您单身贵族世界上哪还有七仙女啊。&rdo;&ldo;呔,住口,寡人万万要不起你这般的驸马女婿,千万别惦记寡人的那些个仙女。&rdo;&ldo;不惦记不惦记,这换了百年前本君说不定还有点儿兴趣,现在呐,啧啧――便是恨不得修生养性去当了和尚才好。&rdo;
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